You can tell I'm a graduate because I now possess a beautiful bouquet of flowers.
A spiffy, congratulatory, balloon.
A flat hat and a red leather binder that will soon hold my diploma.
A new art book.
Two new pairs of earrings.
Cards with my name on them.
And this beautiful alumni license plate frame; a gift from the school that already wants me to donate money. Yay! It's official.
