their arms grazed and a static shock jumped from arm to arm. "Ouch! You zapped me!"
"Well," she began " you just climbed up a big wool net; friction on wool generates a static charge so it's pretty normal for that to happen."
"That's not true." The child retorted.
"Actually it is, when we finish here I can show you the book on static electricity."
"What would you know? You're an art teacher."
And you're ten...little brat.